Posted on 08/05/2012 3:49:17 PM PDT by massmike
I must admit I don’t get around much, so I didn’t even know the reliably left-leaning Huff ’n’ Puff Post had a “Gay Voices” section. But yesterday, I read an article from there that covered a recent petition (with a whopping 1,500+ signatures!) that demanded that Chick-Fil-A be consistent with their “anti-homosexual” values and stop serving “homosexual” chicken at their restaurants. As the petition explains, some male chickens will mount other male chickens, so Chick-Fil-A cannot be consistent with their values until they make sure that none of the chicken meat they are serving comes from “homosexual” chickens. Wow. I’ve read some really, really stupid petitions in my life. But that one… Where do you even start?
First, I’m sure this petition was meant as a sort of barbed joke, but it falls squarely into the “Boom! How will you ever recover from the devastation of my cleverness?!!!!” category—a category which regularly falls far short of its intended goal. I feel bad for the people that wrote this actually. Is this really the best they can come up with?
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Good stuff, too bad it won't fit the tagline box.
Have these morons ever heard of roosters? A female mounting a female or a male mounting a male means nothing, no egg. Roosters may mount other males but they are animals, not humans.
For these morons to equate themselves with animals is about as close to truthful as they will ever get!
And I feel bad that you wrote an article about something so stupid.
I thought about this the other day.
Show me in the animal kingdom, from species that mate for life, the gay couple that has mated (if you want to call it that) for life.
Also, prove to me that there is actual penetration (sorry for the visual.).
Well, hell; how’re they supposed to know? Th’ damned hens don’t have tits!
Leg humping dogs are “femur-sexuals” and they have a right to screw as many legs as possible....
The Gay lifestyle is all about using lust to create an artificial lifestyle devoid of responsiblity and lacking self control.
The gay lifestyle is a false construct that ignores the reality of the copybook headings.
Boy chickens? Last time I checked those are called ROOSTERS
Dipsh!ts.
They don’t really understand this entire issue with Chik-fil-A, do they? They fail to see the “free speech” side of this issue at all. His company does not discriminate against gays, PERIOD. According to the gays, he can’t even be entitled to his own opinion, but they sure as hell can. I can’t wait for someone to ask the gays that. The LSM will get right on that.
Gays: Hormones of rabbits, Brains of 10-year-olds boys, emotional maturity of a adolescent girls.
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Homosexuals are clucking nuts!
And thinking this one up probably taxed their wee brains.
There was a controversy at the Jersey shore several years ago because of a t-shirt being sold that said, "Silly fagg*t, di@#s are for chicks!"
That aside, the logic of the petition is unsound as it's perfectly consistent for Chick-Fil-A to want to roast gay chickens.
What a bunch of stupid, laughable, useless, pointless, psychotic perverts.
I don’t care who you are, that right there was funny.
Guess they’ll have to open up a string of Rooster-Fel-A-Tio restaurants. The first one can be in Gobbler’s Knob.
I’m going to be in your neck of the woods @ the 22nd. Wolf Lake for a family vacation.
No. And when they come up with something this silly, we should encourage them to push it with every last decibel they can muster.
Speaking of wolf lake. They were going to sell the boy scout camp till the the oil rig went in. They had one hell of a two night fireworks display over there.
Further proof that the idea of having an adult, intelligent discussion about anything with these people, is simply not to be had. About anything.
Further proof that the idea of having an adult, intelligent discussion about anything with these people, is simply not to be had. About anything.
“when they come up with something this silly, we should encourage them to push it with every last decibel they can muster.”
Exactly.
I think its OK as long as the roosters were stoned to death before frying.
Always loved the “homosexuality is natural,it happens in nature.” Yeah, and male lions routinely kill the offspring of their rivals. That’s natural too.
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