I have 3 dogs. Small, Medium and Large. Nope, not real imaginative, but it gets a lot of laughs at the vet or the beach.
My grandfather-in-law had a dog he named Diddybiteye” so when anyone asked the dog’s name Pa would reply “diddybiteye” and the person would say “No, I just wondered what his name was.” Pa never got tired of that joke.