Here is the one big difference between a man and a woman, on the subject of talking about work.
Wife asks husband “How’s work?” Husband says, “Fine!”
The Husband doesn’t even have to ask the Wife how was her work, she will go right ahead for a half-an-hour and talk about every single detail, and then demand the husband tell her what she should do about “so and so” at the office, as if he worked with those people.
Another big difference between men and women:
A woman, after spending a long time in the bathroom, will come out and say, “Okay, I’m ready!”
A man, after spending a long time in the bathroom, will come out and say, “I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.”