No. I need my car. Let's rent one for you!
If it had been me, I'd need to be doing laundry twice a day for 5 days. For pants, anyway.
Now don't do dat again.
In Bill's Story, he said of the early days at his home, "...there were many failures, and an occasional heartening success." A few years later, their success rate was 50% of all newcomers, and half the remainder after a few slips. In the mid-1980s, I saw that kind of success rate. It seems to run in cycles.
For now, after 27.5 years in the program, I look around the rooms and I see dead people everywhere, with a few heartening exceptions. Those few are why we keep going.