[JRandomFreeper]

If I had that kind of power, I wouldn't be messing with politics.

I would however play a few practical jokes with the Large Hadron Collider, just to mess with 'em. ;)

/johnny

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Let's just say the Cardinals would never lose another World Series, and leave it at that. ("Incredible! Molina's just hit his fifth consecutive grand slam in this game... without anyone else even being on base -- !") ;)