Tiburon Man Allegedly Tries to Run Over Pedestrian Because of Plaid Jacket

Marin Independent-Journal ^ | 07/24/2012 | Gary Klien

[Haiku Guy]

I like plaid, as long as there is not too much of it!

[editor-surveyor]

>> “ He would have slipped on a pea green sport coat with those blue plaid trousers.” <<

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What year did he win the Masters?

P.S. My father was the same way. My mother would cringe at the things he would wear.

[editor-surveyor]

And ban the importing of large capacity gas tanks (or long extension cords for Volts and Leafs)
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[MestaMachine]

Well, yeah, but it’s plaid for G-d’s sake. Enough to drive amost anyone into a murderous rage./s

[nickcarraway]

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[sand88]

A little over the top, I think, unless the guy was wearing lederhosen and argyle socks as well. You can only push a feller so far...

LOL. Yep, that would push anyone over the edge -lol.

[martin_fierro]

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[JoeProBono]

[Kenny Bunk]

I feel your pain. Is there any Obamstimulusmoney for us helpless caucasian victims of violent plaidophobia? It strikes prime physical specimens from the best families.

And me, too. Stop me before I attack again! I need funds for treatment which is only available in Scotland.

[blueunicorn6]

Wearing a plaid jacket in front of a Honda is like waving a red cape in front of a bull.

[Vendome]

Hahmahna, Hahmahna, Hahmahna, Hahmahna....

[a fool in paradise]

That's a hate crime!!!

Wot you gots against Scotts?

[Revolting cat!]

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

There was a song that went...

Lay her down in the clover
Roll her over
And kiss her blarney stone

[Revolting cat!]

The Marin Jolly Herald newspaper reports this evening in between the BMW and Camembert advertisements that in today’s court appearance the perpetrator of the crime plaided “Not Kilty!”