[Salamander]

And my dear ol’ dad’s answer is “They went to s**t and the hogs ate ‘em.”

[that really is his stock answer for every “where is...” query]

It’s a hillbilly thing.

:)

[BlueLancer]

"And my dear ol’ dad’s answer is “They went to s**t and the hogs ate ‘em.”"

Not "hillbilly" at all. My old Irish grandfather (who was raised in Michigan) always used to say that. I still do ...