Sort of lame, really. I like them with a little more timbre, a little more of that spittle-throwing outrage. You'd want to start with how FR isn't the site it used to be, how it was better back in the old days when anyone could write HTML code that would whack the entire thread. I'll give you credit for the dark suspicions about FR finances, which is pretty much mandatory for an opus these days, but it needs a little sizzle, something like "I saw JimRob eating in an upscale Burger King last week and the bastard had
SUPER-SIZED THE FRIES!!" - see what a little all-caps and italians can do for your screed?
I mean, it could have been an opus for the ages. I'm thinking a link to your blog would have been cool, and maybe some advertisement for, I dunno, given you're a Romney guy, maybe some underwear or something. A steady crescendo to "WELL, I'M LEAVING FOREVER AND ARE YOU GUYS EVER GONNA BE SORRY!!" Embedding some dramatic music would have been good too, like the funeral march from Lohengrin or Achy Breaky Heart. You coulda been a contender.