[count-your-change]

Mumpsimus

This mumpsimus will need our DCT, that’s Deep Cyphering Tek-nee-que.

Mump is a lump turned into a mountain and si mas sounds like Spanish for “yes, more” so maybe this Sir Water Scotch fella was Spanish.
Now I know it was spelled simus not simas but spelling is just opinion and opinions are like fleas, they come and go.

So let’s not get all in tell lectual here and start wearing glasses and underwear every day and stuff.

[secret garden]

I love how your mind works. A for you.