[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

I heard in the time of Noah there were various human-animal cross breeding and DNA splicing experiments going on, resulting in many of these creatures’ existence. Of course these would’ve all been wiped out in the flood, but maybe a few mermaids could’ve survived, water being their natural environment and all.

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Nah...when God smites you, you’re toast!

[sadponies]

Or sometimes salt.