[Verginius Rufus]

It’s not fair that Pluto has 4 moons (at least) and the earth has only one. The moon has a little over 1% of the mass of the earth—but Pluto has only about 1/6 as much mass as the moon. And it rates having 4 moons?

[YHAOS]

"The moon has a little over 1% of the mass of the earth—but Pluto has only about 1/6 as much mass as the moon. And it rates having 4 moons?"

Hadn't you heard? . . . Bush's fault.