[Old Sarge]

"Missuh Barrack, ah got intuh a arguement wif a Conservative, an' he used FACTS!"

Spike Lee Does Not Approve...

"Everybody repeat after me - 'Die, Cracker, Die!'"

[rabidralph]

"I like my men how I like my coffee."

[Pilgrim's Progress]

But you promised me you was gonna pay my mortgage and my car note . . . you promised! They locked me outta ma crib and possessed my ride!