[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

“Apparently a non-swimmer.. at least not a good drunk one..”

I fear they are a dying breed, ie...Teddy.

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You're mistaken. Teddy was a great swimmer but a lousy lifeguard. Apparently, he was a poor choice for a girl looking to be a mistress to a married man, as well.

[Beagle8U]

That was my point, the good swimming drunks like teddy are a dying breed.