I was going to ping SunkenCiv, but I got beat to that so I'll settle for posting a picture of the investigator they should call.
Temperance Brennan (Emily Deschanel) always figures out what bone trauma means in 46 minutes or less.

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05/31/2012 6:31:36 PM PDT by
rmlew
("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")