Your Che Guevara t-shirt is in the mail. And, your passport is waiting to be stamped...goodbye.
You must mean your shirt; I do not believe that pulling a two year olds from his crib and threatening to murder him, and forcing a twelve year old from her bed and threatening to murder her, are legitimate functions of ANY government lackey.
Che Guevara, like you, would justify the practice.
Don’t worry, Comrade; the State will preserve you from dangerous children.
Next time, they may even shoot the children, so you can sleep better at night, knowing how Safe the State keeps you.