"Hey Bam what is zis I been hear dat in Amerikez you hass zeez pipples callt FReeplez Peoplez dat some hass not heared yet about youer goot friend's plans to--seriesly and sobberly--been planningk to deliciously off sumz 25 millienz fellow comrade Amerikenz pipples? I can't believes dat even some ovf thoze...how u say "Freeplez Peoplez" do nots tek you and yours goot friendt, Magnificenz Comrade Ayers, seriesly or evens halfwayz or even inky-dinky-bit seriesly? Oh boyz do theyz have one Biggy Bunches surprize comingk for thoze stupid pipples...thoze "seating ducks" how you sez?!! Oh Boy Bam we gonna has fun and shitgigglez after you getz the free runningz of the whole place! Wow we partydownz and have Hammer Time with all your hommiez in the White Flag House andt I bringz the Stoli and Olga Korbut's younger prettier sister OK, Comrade Bam my budk? You can brings homiez Holder with dat skeeny head and the Vanna Jones geerl you talkz aboutz. But shhh...mom's the wordz. My lipz theyz sealed tighter thanz a tick. I gots your six o'clocks biggytimez biggybunchez Bam. It's gonna be greatz."