Reminds me of my favorite Army joke.
Moses comes in to the staff meeting and says to them:
Guys, I went round and round with the Boss and I’ve got good news and bad news.
The good news is that I got him down to 10 commandments.... The bad news is that Adultery is still in.
LOL. Reminds me of a similar yarn about Moses.
Saith Moses: Yea verily, the “good news”; God hath commanded that I lead you good folks into the Promised Land and that thou must cross the Red Sea in the process”. The “bad news” is that we must first file an Environmental Impact Statement.