I have a friend who converted to Judaism from Catholicism.
She use to wear fake jewelry and have real orgasms.
Now she has fake orgasms and real jewelry....
I bet she got a Jeweler’s magnifier for Chanukah, early on.
The old joke (and oh so true statement). My wife was not Jewish but she became one by injection.
True joke from an old friend who shall not be named:
“I always wanted a pretty woman with big breasts and little feet, and I married just the opposite”.
He could tell more jokes per minute than any other man I ever knew, and many were true, like the time he bought a Mickey Mouse phone for his business office. When he tried to use it the first time, he blew the phone lines for the whole building.
Another true, yiddish story. A late friend of my parents was a member of Toastmasters General, with a booming voice and as darn good story teller. However, he was also a practical joker such as the time he ordered chicken soup in a fancy restaurant. He then pulled out a rubber chicken from his tuxedo, called the waiter over and asked him to take the soup back because the chicken tasted like rubber. OR
One night my parents and E/with wife, were watching the movie “The Robe” about a Christian priest who was being crowned a Cardinal. Just at the moment he was to receive his Cardinal’s hat, someone in the audience sneezed, to which E replied: “Gey gesunteheit” (Go in good health) in Yiddish.
Needless to say he broke up the movie scene and the audience.
That’ssss all folkkkkks!