You know how sometimes you pee on yourself and you try to rinse it out and then use a blowdryer to dry it out so no one notices but you spend so much time tugging at the material that you pull it and stretch it out of place but the spot is now dry so no one knows you peed yourself but the misshapen material now looks weirder than a “water” stain would have? Yeah, it’s like that.
Thanks for the laugh.....literally. I needed that. :)
I would advise trying to stay upwind of that if at all possible.