Thank you for the compliment. I know I've never mentioned them before, but let me introduce you to my family:
On the far left is Larry, he's only 16 but the hot head of the family.
Next is Roy, he's just 15 but already sizzling on the amateur skateboarding circuit.
Next is me, green with envy over my family. On the right is my girlfriend Leslie, and boy is she hot! You should see her dance salsa with me.
Next to her is my brother Sal who's handling my divorce from Wilma my wife, who for some reason chose not to appear in the family photo.........
For what it's worth, Wilma is a democrat.........