[theDentist]

In the face of a disastrous economy, crime on the upswing, high unemployment, and a dipstick of a Governor, Mass. has a new untenable law coming into effect come August 1st of '12: Bake sales, the calorie-laden standby cash-strapped classrooms, PTAs and booster clubs rely on, will be outlawed from public schools as of Aug. 1 as part of new no-nonsense nutrition standards, forcing fundraisers back to the blackboard to cook up alternative ways to raise money for kids.

I gotta get back out of this ****ing state.

[SoothingDave]

Go to the next PTA meeting and suggest holding a gun bash.

Just to watch their heads explode. LOL

[xsmommy]

oh great ZERO CUPCAKE TOLERANCE IN MASS, rme! A+++

[afraidfortherepublic]

They could sell crudites — platters of raw carrots, cauliflower, and broccoli. Would the legislature bar little cups of dip?

s/off