[alnick]

Emily Latilla: What’s all this I keep hearing about gentile toilet paper? Why, that’s anti-semitic. Don’t Jewish people have the right to use toilet paper, too? [pounds little fist on desk]

Chevy Chase: Miss Latilla, that’s gentle toilet paper. Gentle, not gentile.

Miss Litilla: Oh, well, then. That’s different. [looks into the camera and smiles] Never mind.

[hummingbird]

“Emily Latilla: What’s all this I keep hearing about gentile toilet paper? Why, that’s anti-semitic. Don’t Jewish people have the right to use toilet paper, too? [pounds little fist on desk]

Chevy Chase: Miss Latilla, that’s gentle toilet paper. Gentle, not gentile.

Miss Litilla: Oh, well, then. That’s different. [looks into the camera and smiles] Never mind.”

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I never tire of Emily Latilla (sic?)!