[Carriage Hill]

0bummer's fault! (There; I said it)

[A_Former_Democrat]

Somehow it makes sense that even Christmas Trees can’t stand being around the Obamas

[PapaNew]

I guess it’s too late to say, “Bush’s fault”? Gotta blame it on somebody and nothing is ever Obama’s fault.

[9YearLurker]

For some reason this headline just made me think of a great graphic. Ms. Elizabeth Warren as the American Indian with a tear rolling down her cheek like in the old commercial.

Come on, dying national Xmas tree, crying Indian—not that great a leap!

[NTegraT]

There’s a message in this somewhere.

[left that other site]

Of a Broken Heart, no doubt.

[Kudsman]

The fertilizer was made in China.

[MinuteGal]

Oh, fir goodness sakes, can't we leave ole Barky alone for once?

Some of yew are always needling him....just because he's so poplar.

He'll have the White House all spruced up for Holly Day on December 25, so let's knot pine about a dead National Tree today.

The presidential front yard will look fantas-teak.....despite the ash inside

Leni

[Secret Agent Man]

Probably shock that it had to endure Christmas ornaments depicting an effing communist like Mao on them. (yes I know it’s the outside tree, give it a break)

[mass55th]

Transfer shock? Would it actually take over a year for this to happen? More likely it was poisoned from the run-off of Moochelle’s garden.

[davius]

In other news, the Eid bush is thriving, in spite of frequent unscheduled waterings by passersby.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Prolly been lettin Bo raise his leg on it every day.

[TexasFreeper2009]

lol

Obama has managed to kill 2 Christmas trees in his first term!

Even nature hates him.

[KTM rider]

the tree ran out of carbon credits and could no longer survive with the CO2 deficit as it is

[Carry_Okie]

Lol, the National Park Service apparently doesn't know how to grow trees even when it is critical, but they have proven by the millions they know hot to kill them.

That fits. It died a "Natural" death.

[Levante]

All the radioactive muslim homosexual sh!t waves from the White Shack killed it.

[fanfan]

It’s almost been 3 1/2 years.

[a fool in paradise]

Obama lied, Christmas tree died.

[a fool in paradise]

If ONLY Americants had been willing to pay the X-mas tree tax Obama imposed, this tragedy COULD have been avoided.

[Arrowhead1952]

Let’s see, most people will read about this on May 6, 6 months before the elections on Nov 6th.

6-6-6, HMMMMMMMMMMM..

[Eleutheria5]

Rich Republicans dood it with their tea-bagging and mean-spirited global warming rays. George Washington’s hatchet was used to chop its roots./s