I gave up bikes in 1988 after 25 years of riding pretty much only two wheels. My fourth trip to the hospital with multiple broken bones &c made me swear off of them. Gas going up over $4 a few years ago sent me back, but at a more sedate level. I have now a Honda 250cc Reflex. It will comfortably go any legal speed in this part of the country and the way I drive (a long commute at 40 mph) lets me get 75-80 miles a gallon. When (ha!) gas goes back under $2.50 I will re-activate my Chevy(pre GovernmentMotors).
LOL, doesn't sound like to me you have. The only thing that matters is that it has two wheels! ;) My goto now: