You can't mention religion or politics around any of them without them running off into a rant. God forbid you get into Biblical exegesis.
One day on the Great Interconnecting Family Groupathon AP on G3 one of the sons forgot he was communicating with his aunt and began belittling her.
Must remember to hit next JH missionary with broom and chase her away quickly.
If the JH is female and good looking, a prominently showing erection will drive them off....
If the JW is female and good looking, a prominently showing erection will drive them off....