[xsmommy]

have you changed out of your customary SARONG and dressed for work yet? RME out of my head at how this proves heterosexuality!

[Explorer89]

“I open the door that Barack keeps closed to his room and enter in a warm, private space pervaded by a mixture of smells that so strongly speak of his presence, his liveliness, his habits — running sweat, Brut spray deodorant, smoking, eating raisins, sleeping, breathing,” Cook wrote.

Yup, that is what MY diary sounded like when I was 22. Fan fiction.

[SoothingDave]

Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he responded: “Thank you.”

Well, that's better than "I love cake."