[Zakeet]

The Jaredite “ships” were built in the Middle East and floated to the Americas.

Noah’s ark was built in Missouri and floated down the Mississippi and landed on the Mountains of Ararat in the Middle east.

Some of you will have to help me on this, but as I understand it, while the Garden of Eden was in supposedly in Independence, Missouri, didn't Joseph and/or Sidney also teach that Noah built and launched his ark in what is now South Carolina?

[Vendome]

It’s a joke and a pretty decent one.

Forgot The Armada that accompanied The Ark.

Tight like a dish, with only one door, a hole in the top and a hole in the bottom.

I think it’s in the book of Ether. Cracked me up when I read it among other things I read.

[Utah Binger]

While floating the Colorado, John Wesley Powell came upon a band of Lamanites about to dine with the Obamanites. Elizabeth Warren's great, great granny was also partying with them that day.