Sadly... I agree.
There is no choice.
Yes! We are forced by law to vote for the candidates that have been chosen for us! It's either one, or the other!
Wait! Aren't there more than two people running for President? [slaps head]
What? Between taking Obammy orally, or letting Mittens enter you from behind? Of course there's a choice. Choose not to be a queer. Vote for Virgil Goode. Your mouth and butt will thank you for choosing to stand up and be a man.