That may be the smartest damn thing I have ever read about cats.
Even if the author keeps talking about “she.”
Here’s how to exorcise a cat - done this many times.
When you sense animosity and it jumps on your lap, have an asparagus blue rubber band handy and loop it over its ears at the base so it can’t come off. Then sit back and do a few Hail Marys.
While you laugh yourself into a clean set of boxers.