I smack him lightly, he bites me again, I smack him again, he bites me one more time. Before I can react he jumps up and bounds off the coffee table and hits the couch, stops, turns around and reverses the process and ends up in my lap again. All cuddly and lovey, I pat him some more and it is all evil again. Bites the fire out of my hand and gives me that look and launches off toward the hall.
We named him Rocket for a reason, but this is just bizarre.
Saturday night, more Samurai, more lovey cat. Gives me that look again and is all teeth before I can react. I didn't swat him this time, but the evil eyes are still looking at me. Ears laid back, more biting, the good Samurai slices the bad Samurai, more cat teeth, and another Top Fuel launch toward the hall.
Felines are not to be trusted. This orange tabby has a taste for human flesh. What's next, BRAINS?!?
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-54 next last
To: West Texas Chuck
To: West Texas Chuck
Our true overlords wait patiently for the day.... Felines will indeed rule the world.
3 posted on
04/29/2012 7:44:12 PM PDT by
Ronin
(Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
To: West Texas Chuck
You need a young priest and an old priest.
5 posted on
04/29/2012 7:44:56 PM PDT by
SirLurkedalot
(Live Free Or Die)
To: West Texas Chuck
I've been a dog person for 52 years. Then late last year a kitten found his way onto our property and after a week of trying to find the kittens real home, the boys and wife adopted him.
It took a week to train the dogs not to eat Cooper (the cat) but they all seem to get along fine now (for the most part). Still, that cat is psycho. Bites the hell out of my hand, then gets all cuddly again. Repeat. Plus, Cooper runs thru the house like a bat out of hell. Stops, stairs, runs back again.
We're learning to be dog AND cat people. It's taking some getting used to.
6 posted on
04/29/2012 7:46:13 PM PDT by
scripter
("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)
To: West Texas Chuck
Were I you, I'd be more concerned if the kitty didn't seem to be possessed!
To: West Texas Chuck
It’s Spring and he’s all worked up. He needs a female.
9 posted on
04/29/2012 7:47:04 PM PDT by
Semper Mark
(Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?)
To: West Texas Chuck
12 posted on
04/29/2012 7:48:28 PM PDT by
saganite
(What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
To: West Texas Chuck
samurai movies?
the whole thing is weird. maybe should just have the cat for dinner.
To: West Texas Chuck
14 posted on
04/29/2012 7:49:04 PM PDT by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: West Texas Chuck
Maybe he’s a Democrat aka “Demon-cat”.....They bite the hand that feeds them. And don’t swat him...no no no. That’s self-defense and is against the law of the Demon-cats.
15 posted on
04/29/2012 7:49:04 PM PDT by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
To: West Texas Chuck
Both of mine are possessed, that’s why we named them after demons. Pandora is the worst. She used to stalk our feet like they are little mice and go to town, not playful, but like she was trying to rip meat off the bone.
17 posted on
04/29/2012 7:49:26 PM PDT by
mnehring
To: Revolting cat!
ping. seems like a ping is in order.
To: West Texas Chuck
Just about every cat we owned in the past displayed the same behavior.
19 posted on
04/29/2012 7:50:38 PM PDT by
2111USMC
(Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.)
To: West Texas Chuck
Put Tequila in a spay bottle and spriz him..
if that don’t work use vinegar with some hot sauce..
not a lot just a “taste”..
20 posted on
04/29/2012 7:50:49 PM PDT by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
To: West Texas Chuck
Cats cannot be possessed.
21 posted on
04/29/2012 7:51:10 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel - Horace Walpole)
To: West Texas Chuck
My third ex-wife had a theory about this... She figured the catz were able to see invisable dinosaurs, and they ran and jumped and hid and did weird stuff because they were trying to get away from a dinosaur you can't see.
Maybe he was trying to save your life from an invisible T. Rex.
I did finally divorce her... so take it for what it's worth.
/johnny
To: West Texas Chuck
Is he still packing? If so, then he is possessed by at least two demons...Seriously, tap him lightly and hiss sharply whenever he crosses the line. If he challenges you then hiss louder and longer. If he still challenges you, give him the house and you leave because you have adopted a tiger, not a cat.
24 posted on
04/29/2012 7:52:27 PM PDT by
davius
(You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
To: West Texas Chuck
It is not uncommon for a cat to nip a person petting it. Usually they don’t draw blood; but if you hit them for doing this they can get teed off. The nips are love-bites. Ever hear someone say about another human “you’re so sweet I could just eat you up”? Similar idea. Sexual sadism is that idea taken to murderous extremes.
27 posted on
04/29/2012 7:55:14 PM PDT by
pankot
To: West Texas Chuck
We are possessed, that's true. GO CAT, GO!
To: West Texas Chuck
sooo...stop petting it! Sheesh.
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-54 next last
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson