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Cat vanity: I think mine is possessed by at least one demon
my weird cat

Posted on 04/29/2012 7:41:08 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck

I'm sitting in the den Friday night watching Samurai movies. My weird psycho cat Rocket jumps into my chair and gets all cuddly and lovey. I am patting him and he gets this look in his eyes and I know what is next. He bites the tar out of me.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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To: West Texas Chuck

Do you “rough house” with him?


61 posted on 04/29/2012 8:22:26 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (A MUST WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KeOLurcQaqI)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Yard is all concrete. Thankfully.

Meanie!


62 posted on 04/29/2012 8:22:51 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Having owned more than my share of cats (for whom I have a grudging respect), all I can say is that if I had a cat like yours.....

...it would immediately become an ex-cat.


63 posted on 04/29/2012 8:23:39 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: West Texas Chuck
“Yard is all concrete. Thankfully.

Meanie!”

What about the area between the sidewalk and the street, any diggable soil there?
Or maybe a nearby park?

64 posted on 04/29/2012 8:25:52 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (We are the 53%. 47% of Americans pay no taxes; end the free ride...)
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To: pankot; West Texas Chuck

“The nips are love-bites.”

Tis truth. Tomorrow April 30th is our 34th wedding anniversary, and in those 34 years we’ve had well over 30 cats, and more than 30 dogs. Today we have 15 cats, and 4 dogs.

We love them all. Cats do have this tendency to either touch with their teeth, or hold with their teeth, or in some cases bite the hand of those they love. It is a sign of affection that can be quite irritating at times. I prefer the cats that simply hold my finger in the teeth a few seconds to those such as “Niver” that chomp down to the bone, making a colorful moment requiring some repair.

I sympathize with you Chuck as we’ve had a few “Rockets” in our past as well. Good luck.


65 posted on 04/29/2012 8:27:13 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Not too bad. I scratch his back pretty hard sometimes, but not like other cats I’ve lived with that would go paw to palm with me on occasion.

Hey, I like this guy. We found him under an old dishwasher when Susan and I moved into this house. I’m not sure if we adopted him or he us. Just have to keep an eye on him when he is in a mood.


66 posted on 04/29/2012 8:27:28 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

67 posted on 04/29/2012 8:28:11 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: garjog
JFC on a raft!

I've woken up to that, more than once.

/johnny

68 posted on 04/29/2012 8:29:38 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Yer about as mean as my damn cat!


69 posted on 04/29/2012 8:29:46 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

I’ve had two cats that did that regularly. They want to sleep in your lap but don’t want to be disturbed.


70 posted on 04/29/2012 8:30:55 PM PDT by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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To: scripter

When a cat doesn’t get enough of its mother and her milk when they are very young, they grow up a little bit crazy. My wife got hers from a pet store and it was taken too early. The cat is crazy and schizo. Period. Sometimes really loving and then literally the next second she is 3/4 of the way to pissed off and you just have to shoo her away.


71 posted on 04/29/2012 8:30:54 PM PDT by BADROTOFINGER (Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
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To: cloudmountain; West Texas Chuck
Bite’im back!

I don't think Chuck is running for President.

/johnny

72 posted on 04/29/2012 8:31:14 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Two words: cattle prod


73 posted on 04/29/2012 8:31:45 PM PDT by TonyInOhio (Arm yourselves, and be ye men of valour)
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To: TonyInOhio

Don’t give my wife any ideas. I’ll be on the hot end of one of those things.

While I am asleep, prolly.


74 posted on 04/29/2012 8:33:16 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

You could also get a dog and try this:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.staticflickr.com/24/58683008_2dc4c01d94_z.jpg%3Fzz%3D1&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/mountain_ear/58683008/&h=515&w=640&sz=156&tbnid=AowWTl5CFCxfrM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=112&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcat%2Bfud%2Bfar%2Bside%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=cat+fud+far+side&docid=UPADfhItOnJ60M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=zQeeT-WhBoquiQKrqbBI&ved=0CDsQ9QEwAg


75 posted on 04/29/2012 8:33:38 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (We are the 53%. 47% of Americans pay no taxes; end the free ride...)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Cats don’t get possessed by demons. Demons get possessed by cats.

Argh! Then what are russian catz like? And how fast can you have a picture of it up, my AI friend? ;)

/johnny

76 posted on 04/29/2012 8:33:44 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: West Texas Chuck

May have been the case that his previous owners were rough and take certain social cues (and you’re unaware). Not your fault at all.

I find it strange that he wouldn’t take a bop on the nose. That’s usually a good indicator to them who’s boss and they take heed. Have you tried a spray bottle of water? It sounds to me that he may have been previously abused. We’ve had a couple of those at our home.


77 posted on 04/29/2012 8:34:05 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (A MUST WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KeOLurcQaqI)
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To: Joe 6-pack; JoeProBono
Oops, wrong Joe. JPB is the AI that posts photos.

/johnny

78 posted on 04/29/2012 8:35:05 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: BADROTOFINGER

Well, that could explain some stuff about my Rocket. His momma left him under that old dishwasher on my porch.

You know, she might have been prescient or something.


79 posted on 04/29/2012 8:35:05 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Bwahahahahaha.

That is so NOT funny.


80 posted on 04/29/2012 8:36:59 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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