This is hilarious, with Al Bundy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU
That was pretty funny.
Woman: “How DARE you say that to my FACE!”
Bundy: “Well, I’d say it to your backside, but my car’s only got a half tank of gas.”
ROTFLMAO!!
Miss DeGroot: You know, Mr. Bundy, I’ve worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed?
Al Bundy: You learned to eat books?