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To: crosshairs
"If I sit on it for three weeks, will it hatch an airplane?"
2 posted on
04/27/2012 12:06:07 PM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: crosshairs
3 posted on
04/27/2012 12:06:20 PM PDT by
molson209
To: crosshairs
Now is this the nuclear football? Where’s the launch codes so that I can pass them on to the sworn enemies of the U.S.?
4 posted on
04/27/2012 12:07:58 PM PDT by
crosshairs
(As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
To: crosshairs
Why is my name in silver? I signed an executive order that my name is to be written in gold.
5 posted on
04/27/2012 12:08:11 PM PDT by
Drill Thrawl
(The United States of America, a banana republic since 1913)
To: crosshairs
18 Commander In Chiefs Championship? WTF is that?
6 posted on
04/27/2012 12:09:24 PM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: crosshairs
This is nicer than the one I received from the
Marine Corpse.
8 posted on
04/27/2012 12:10:05 PM PDT by
Fireone
(Liberalism is a disease. (did I mention FUBO?))
To: crosshairs
To: crosshairs
If I had a son, he wouldn’t know what this is, either.
10 posted on
04/27/2012 12:11:48 PM PDT by
Fireone
(Liberalism is a disease. (did I mention FUBO?))
To: crosshairs
Barry: Uh, Why is all the lettering upside down?
Airman: Sir, you have to turn the football around.
11 posted on
04/27/2012 12:12:32 PM PDT by
crosshairs
(As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
To: crosshairs
“Duhhh...what’s ‘AY EF’ mean?”
12 posted on
04/27/2012 12:13:44 PM PDT by
Zman516
To: crosshairs
This isn't made out of pigskin, is it?
15 posted on
04/27/2012 12:15:38 PM PDT by
crosshairs
(As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
To: crosshairs
BHO: "I thought it was N-E-R-F..."
19 posted on
04/27/2012 12:22:11 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(No typo, sir.)
To: crosshairs
20 posted on
04/27/2012 12:29:00 PM PDT by
null and void
(Day 1193 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
To: crosshairs
You should really present this to Michelle. She’s a linebacker, you know. I’m just a ball boy.
21 posted on
04/27/2012 12:35:41 PM PDT by
crosshairs
(As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
To: crosshairs
“Back in Chicago, I used to be able to make these things disappear - just by staring them really, really hard.”
22 posted on
04/27/2012 12:39:19 PM PDT by
RexBeach
(Mr. Obama Can't Count.)
To: crosshairs
How much did that personalize ball cost we taxpayers?
To: crosshairs
No, this is called football here in the U.S.
24 posted on
04/27/2012 12:50:35 PM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: crosshairs
“No, Mr. President, it is not, in fact, made from ‘pigskin’... you can touch it. It is Sharia-safe.”
To: crosshairs
“What’s the small print on this side? ‘Zero’s an asshole’
What does that mean??”
27 posted on
04/27/2012 12:53:24 PM PDT by
Noob1999
(Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
To: crosshairs
“What’s the small print on this side? ‘Zero’s an asshole’
What does that mean??”
28 posted on
04/27/2012 12:54:18 PM PDT by
Noob1999
(Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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