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To: nickcarraway

From the headline, it sounds outrageous!

But once you know “the rest of the story”, felony charge and 5 years for a serial petty criminal PITA sounds like a good plan.


3 posted on 04/23/2012 10:47:31 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Nervous Tick

Now he’ll get “3 hots and a cot.”


7 posted on 04/23/2012 10:50:53 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Nervous Tick
A few years ago, thieves targeted a local vending place.

They kidnapped one of the drivers and forced her to let them in the door. Since the driver had no access to the counting room except a mailslot-sized deposit drawer, they couldn't get to the cash. They stole the warehouse forklift and crashed it into the armored door, but it wouldn't make a dent. They decided they'd bash in the wall from the outside, but got the forklift stuck in the yard.

Utterly defeated, they stole the only thing they could get their hands on - a few cases of Twinkies.

They weren't caught, but I've had this scene running in my head ever since: New convict, first day in the yard, and someone asks "So, what are you in for?"

17 posted on 04/23/2012 11:05:43 AM PDT by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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