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To: mamelukesabre
She is a 20 year old law student from Estonia.

You mean a sophomore in college, right?

She is very old for her age

So she acts and talks like a 25 year old? That and a fake ID will get her a beer......

Here's a tip, let what hair you have grow long then you can pull it back in a ponytail and tie it with a little rubber band. The young chicks really dig the hip old guys with ponytails and an earring. Yea, I almost forgot the earring......

Oh, and one other thing, if you can afford a Vette then you can stop working out. Young chicks don't care if you're fat and going bald as long as you own a Vette.......

You might want to also get yourself a boat, minimum of 26 footer. The young chicks love to party on boats just as long as you bring the beer too. The advantage of the boat is they won't have to worry about obtaining fake ID's to get into bars. But keep in mind that the boat thing is only good thru the warm months. Once winter arrives then you have to revert back to using the Vette as your chick magnet.....

Good luck dude, party on!

77 posted on 04/21/2012 4:06:54 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Would I like to be young again? No, I worked too hard to get here, I don't want to do it again)
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To: Hot Tabasco

You better not have a greasy gray ponytail and earring unless you also have about $5M. the greasy gray ponytail indicates “I have enough money not to give a rat’s axe”. It is absolutely a turn off to most women.


121 posted on 04/21/2012 6:50:12 AM PDT by yldstrk ( My heroes have always been cowboys)
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