That is about $1.3 million in USD.
To: nickcarraway
Ooo! Ooo! Me! Me! Ooo!
2 posted on
04/18/2012 3:47:08 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
I was going to ping Laz but he beat me to it
3 posted on
04/18/2012 3:48:03 PM PDT by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: nickcarraway
And all you have to do is to forward a small fee for ‘expenses’.
4 posted on
04/18/2012 3:48:09 PM PDT by
Noumenon
("I tell you, gentlemen, we have a problem on our hands." Col. Nicholson-The Bridge on the River Qwai)
To: nickcarraway
...he will live with me in my villa and must accept all my conditions which I will reveal to him later. "Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me..."
To: nickcarraway
lol.
She should have created an online form. A 300-question test and a 250-word essay.
9 posted on
04/18/2012 3:53:17 PM PDT by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: nickcarraway
“Pick me! I will only beat you once a week, my burka babe!”
10 posted on
04/18/2012 3:53:53 PM PDT by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: nickcarraway
Not worth it if you have to become a Muzzie! A million to give up Bacon and Bourbon? Sorry I can’t do it.....
To: nickcarraway
It does not matter whether the new husband is attracted to my money..." Translation: "I am as ugly as a bucket of armpits."
12 posted on
04/18/2012 3:57:00 PM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
To: nickcarraway
Caveat emptor.
13 posted on
04/18/2012 4:00:33 PM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("It is already like a government job," he said, "but with goats." -- Iranian goat smuggler)
To: nickcarraway
Single girl, single girl, She's goin' dressed fine,
Oh, goin' dressed fine.
Married girl, married girl,
She wears just any kind,
Oh, wears just any kind.
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14 posted on
04/18/2012 4:00:52 PM PDT by
I see my hands
(If you say what you think then no one will like you.)
To: Lazamataz
Yo, Laz:
$1.3 mil for a couple of weeks rolling in the hay (sand) while holding your nose, then a quickie Muslim divorce?
How bad can it be?
Even if she is a two-bagger, it’s still about $5,000 per “stroke.” Think of it as... sort of winning the VD lottery.
Does duty (or your banker) call?
15 posted on
04/18/2012 4:17:40 PM PDT by
MindBender26
(New Army SF and Ranger Slogan: Vengeance is Mine, sayeth the Lord.... but He subcontracts!)
To: nickcarraway
Old saying...
“If you marry for money, you’ll earn every penny.”
16 posted on
04/18/2012 4:22:18 PM PDT by
aMorePerfectUnion
("Of two evils, choose neither." -- Charles Spurgeon)
To: nickcarraway
Sounds fine to me. Since it’s in Saudi Arabia, I could keep my current wife, too. What a deal!
17 posted on
04/18/2012 4:33:15 PM PDT by
Defiant
(If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
To: nickcarraway
"...and must accept all my conditions which I will reveal to him later. No offense, honey, but 'round here that's called 'buying a pig in a poke.' And that saying has nothing to do with poking a pig. Nor did I bring up pigs to offend your Muslimness. I have no reason here to bring up another common American saying about putting lipstick on a pig either. But if these contract talks continue any further it's bound to come up.
Call me! :-)
18 posted on
04/18/2012 5:24:56 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: nickcarraway
She's a Saudi woman who needed to advertise for a husband....I'm picturing at least one giant mole on her face with three, maybe four protruding black hairs; 300 pounds and smells like cumin and goat. I'm also guessing her “terms” which she will reveal later are akin to those of a female praying mantis.
19 posted on
04/18/2012 5:35:06 PM PDT by
liberalh8ter
(If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
To: nickcarraway
a contractual marriage in which the couple may continue to live separately and meet to satisfy marital duties when they please
Am I the only one here who thinks that sounds an awful lot like a sanctioned version of "friends with benefits"?
20 posted on
04/18/2012 5:35:59 PM PDT by
Ellendra
("It's astounding how often people mistake their own stupidity for a lack of fairness." --Thunt)
To: nickcarraway
This thread is useless without pictures.
27 posted on
04/21/2012 1:07:43 PM PDT by
PA Engineer
(Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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