Anybody else try “The Man”???
About a decade ago I was in town visiting Microsoft. My hosts took me to Dixies for lunch one day. After going through the black lady's soup nazi-style ordering we went outside to eat.
An old black guy was wandering around with a pot ladling "The Man" onto folks sandwiches. My host told him to SLOP some on my sandwich. Which he did. Then they proceeded to laugh uproariously while I tried to eat it. It was too freaking hot.
This was 2001. They did put some of The Man into a very small pimento jar to take home with me as a souvenir. Do you know, 11 years later I STILL have that jar in my fridge! I use it, in very small amounts, to flavor spaghetti and chili sauces. It's never gone bad. I think mold is scared of it.