Islamic ‘Adult Breastfeeding’ Fatwas Return

Front Page Magazine ^ | April 13th, 2012 | Raymond Ibrahim

[Casie]

Seriously!

They think God gives them a team of virginal sex partners in heaven? So they believe God is a pimp? What do women get again? Hooker boots?

Those freaks are insane!

[jayrunner]

You’ll are going to fat-tahs issued against you because of the nasty things you’re saying about islam.

I just want to know is when the woman is administering to the man’s hungers at work, is she allowed to remove her burqua?
Or does the man eat his lunch under the burqua?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[MasterGunner01]

Just when you think you've heard it all from the degenerate Muslims, some lunatic Imam issues a fatwa that leaves you speechless. And these perverts want to rule the world? Their world looks like Afghanistan — forward to the 7th century!

[waiyu]

Wow, my first thought was “Islam is finally facing its recruiting problems.”

[Elsie]

Still, due to the protests—not many Egyptian women were eager to “breastfeed” their male coworkers—the fatwa receded, and that was that.

However, because it was never truly rebutted, it kept making comebacks. …

That sounds quite like the MORMON experience with POLYGAMY!

[Elsie]

What other religion portrays heaven as a sensual orgy?

Decisions decisions!

Emma Hale only!!

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[Elsie]

This story proves that sometimes, when goats are molested, fertile offspring are produced.

Oh YEAH?? Just TRY it, Buster!!

[Elsie]

Someone should make up an American religion in which men must marry multiple wives to achieve god-dom, so they can spend eternity having constant sex in order to populate their own planet.

Alrighty then!!

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The Doctrine and Covenants

 

Section 132

Revelation given through Joseph Smith the Prophet, at Nauvoo, Illinois, recorded 12 July 1843, relating to the new and everlasting covenant, including the eternity of the marriage covenant, and also the plurality of wives (see History of the Church, 5:501–7). Although the revelation was recorded in 1843, it is evident from the historical records that the doctrines and principles involved in this revelation had been known by the Prophet since 1831.

1–6, Exaltation is gained through the new and everlasting covenant; 7–14, The terms and conditions of that covenant are set forth; 15–20, Celestial marriage and a continuation of the family unit enable men to become gods; 21–25, The strait and narrow way leads to eternal lives; 26–27, The law is given relative to blasphemy against the Holy Ghost; 28–39, Promises of eternal increase and exaltation are made to prophets and Saints in all ages; 40–47, Joseph Smith is given the power to bind and seal on earth and in heaven; 48–50, The Lord seals upon him his exaltation; 51–57, Emma Smith is counseled to be faithful and true; 58–66, Laws governing the plurality of wives are set forth.

 

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 16Therefore, when they are out of the world they neither marry nor are given in ^amarriage; but are appointed angels in ^bheaven, which angels are ministering ^cservants, to minister for those who are worthy of a far more, and an exceeding, and an eternal weight of glory.

 17For these angels did not abide my law; therefore, they cannot be enlarged, but remain separately and singly, without exaltation, in their saved condition, to all eternity; and from henceforth are not gods, but are ^aangels of God forever and ever.

 18And again, verily I say unto you, if a man marry a wife, and make a covenant with her for time and for all eternity, if that ^acovenant is not by me or by my word, which is my law, and is not sealed by the Holy Spirit of promise, through him whom I have anointed and appointed unto this power, then it is not valid neither of force when they are out of the world, because they are not joined by me, saith the Lord, neither by my word; when they are out of the world it cannot be received there, because the angels and the gods are appointed there, by whom they cannot pass; they cannot, therefore, inherit my glory; for my house is a house of order, saith the Lord God.

 19And again, verily I say unto you, if a man ^amarry a wife by my word, which is my law, and by the new and ^beverlasting covenant, and it is ^csealed unto them by the Holy Spirit of ^dpromise, by him who is anointed, unto whom I have appointed this power and the ^ekeys of this priesthood; and it shall be said unto them—Ye shall come forth in the first resurrection; and if it be after the first resurrection, in the next resurrection; and shall inherit ^fthrones, kingdoms, principalities, and powers, dominions, all heights and depths—then shall it be written in the Lamb’s ^gBook of Life, that he shall commit no ^hmurder whereby to shed innocent ⁱblood, and if ye abide in my covenant, and commit no murder whereby to shed innocent blood, it shall be done unto them in all things whatsoever my servant hath put upon them, in time, and through all eternity; and shall be of full force when they are out of the world; and they shall pass by the angels, and the gods, which are set there, to their ^jexaltation and glory in all things, as hath been sealed upon their heads, which glory shall be a fulness and a continuation of the ^kseeds forever and ever.

 20 Then shall they be gods, because they have no end; therefore shall they be from ^aeverlasting to everlasting, because they continue; then shall they be above all, because all things are subject unto them. Then shall they be ^bgods, because they have ^call power, and the angels are subject unto them.

 21Verily, verily, I say unto you, except ye abide my ^alaw ye cannot attain to this glory.

 22For ^astrait is the gate, and narrow the ^bway that leadeth unto the exaltation and continuation of the ^clives, and few there be that find it, because ye receive me not in the world neither do ye know me.

 23But if ye receive me in the world, then shall ye know me, and shall receive your exaltation; that ^awhere I am ye shall be also.

 24This is ^aeternal lives—to ^bknow the only wise and true God, and Jesus Christ, whom he hath ^csent. I am he. Receive ye, therefore, my law.

 25^aBroad is the gate, and wide the way that leadeth to the ^bdeaths; and many there are that go in thereat, because they ^creceive me not, neither do they abide in my law.

[X-spurt]

Just goes to show why lib/progressive dems get along so well with muslims, if it feels good - do it. They’ll both pass a law saying so!

[greyfoxx39]

Someone should make up an American religion in which men must marry multiple wives to achieve god-dom, so they can spend eternity having constant sex in order to populate their own planet.

And THEN, a male member of this "religion" should attempt to become the high "priest" of the US so these benefits might be available to every male....oh, wait....

[Lurker]

Islam. It’s like a clown car with guns.

[Smokin' Joe]

What do women get again? Hooker boots?

Maybe they get to wear something more fashionable than an eighth century barbecue cover.

[reaganaut]

What other religion portrays heaven as a sensual orgy?

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Mormonism (I’m serious). And they also have multiple partners with women as basically sex slaves and baby machines. Can you imagine being pregnant for eternity?

[BykrBayb]

Thank for this link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCfbYkXtHuA . I watched the first part. I’ll have to watch the rest later. Good stuff.