[who knows what evil?]

My kitchen is plant free for the first time in 2 months (except in the refrigerator, and I'm not sure that's a plant or some other lifeform).

LOL! My wife HATES this time of year, because I have tomato flats everywhere...kitchen, extra bedroom, top of the washer and dryer, etc. She gets over it when it is time to plant.

You think she'd be happy with a man who doesn't have any particular interest in sports...more time for her. :-)

[JRandomFreeper]

I avoid that with the avoidance of the wife thingy.

Celibacy has its bright and shining moments.

/johnny