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[Delta 21]

[Lucky9teen]

JOKE OF THE YEAR

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business

[AZ .44 MAG]

I'm starving. We ain't 'ad nothin' but maggoty RINOs for three stinkin' decades!

What about their Romneys? They don't need those. Ooh… They look tasty!

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!!

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[Monkey Face]

Awwww....cute!

[unique1]

I agree.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Yes, she is. My wife named her Monkey Face right after she was born.

[r-q-tek86]

[Izzy Dunne]

Ture of answering stupid questions for free?

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[Izzy Dunne]

Tired, that’s T-I-R-E-D, tired.

No more posting while on the phone...

[r-q-tek86]

I’m getting really ture of your silly posts.

[verga]

I agree. It’s not the RNC who gave us Romney, it’s the voters in the primaries. He was last on my list, but he’s won. I won’t give up my country because I’m mad that my first 3 or 4 choices didn’t win the primary. He gives millions to many causes. We just don’t hear all the generous things he and his wife do for others. Good grief, would people rather have a marxist usurper continue to fundamentally change us into Ameritopia? We can’t have 4 more years of Hussein. He’ll be totally without restraint in a second term. Term one will seem like nothing in comparison. America will be unrecognizable after a second term of marxism. I hope he has my Congressman Paul Ryan (WI) on the ticket as VP. May the Good Lord save us from 4 more years of Hussein the illegal fake president.

X2

[Scythian]

Interesting, the Russian’s should buy that Spanish company ...

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

- Joseph Stalin

[jag.drafting]

a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. The Bartender says, “what is this, some kind of joke?”

[MissTed]

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

What does your wife know that I don’t?

*jes axin’*

[Arrowhead1952]

Several days ago as I left a meeting,I desperately gave myself a pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.

A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. As I burst back out through the doors,I came to a terrifying conclusion. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, I called my wife,...”Honey,” I stammered. “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice. “Idiot”, she barked, “I dropped you off!”

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.

“She retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car.”

Yep it’s getting like that. The golden years.

[Clay Moore]

TRANQUILITY
Just in case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the Democrat you’re holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You’re smiling already.

[Clay Moore]

I, for one, just thank my lucky stars that I am not superstitious.