Obama presents Putin with oil drilling rights to ANWR
Obama to cede Texas to Mexico
Mitt Romney accepts position as Obama’s Gay Marriage Czar
Obama names self President-for-Life
U.S. military shifts mission emphasis from armed conflict to environmental protection
Obama signs executive order requiring Americans to purchase GM automobiles
Statue of Lenin to replace Lincoln’s at Memorial; site to be renamed People’s Memorial to Socialist Pioneers
EPA’s new Environmental Footprint Compliance Bureau (EFCB) begins review of acceptable square footage for Americans’ homes
Preparations begin for transfer of all 401K accounts to government control
In Interest of Fairness, Western Religious Practices Banned-Churches Siezed As State Property
Governors Walker, Christie, Arrested for Anti-Union Legislation
Twelve Dollar Gasoline? Bicyclists Long for 'Good Old Days' of Eight Dollar-Per-Gallon Gas
New MSNBC Poll Shows Most Still Blame Bush for Poor Economy
Meat consumption banned to save on green house gas prices, public health budget.
Following China’s example, one child policy implemented in United States, with mandatory sterilization upon next health checkup for women of childbearing age. Democrat voters exempt.
Mandatory dinner table checks implemented, to ensure mandatory vegetable purchases are followed up with consumption
Nursing home care costs plummet after Obamacare “final care” solution implemented.
Mexico signs illegal immigration agreement with U.S., returning fleeing taxpayers in return for citizenship of 100 citizens in the US.
Racist Asian-American who knows no official language complains of lack of English ballots
Obama issues ‘Glorious Heros of the Revolution’ medal to all those that didn’t vote for his opposition...
Directive 10-289 issued via Executive Order.
I don’t scare easy, but this gave me the cold chills.