I am in mourning.
You're better off without this weasel. What an ass!
Here, this might cheer you up...
Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said, "Excellent trade, Sir."