You could keep an iguana!
Will there be a sunny window for The Stig?
The Stig will, indeed, have a sunny window of his own, and in nice weather, I can take him out onto the patio so he can commune with his cousins.
And I will have closet space! And kitchen cupboards! and a bathroom bigger than a postage stamp! Hoo-rah! Sis-boom-BAH!
And counter space in the kitchen! WHOA! (Be still, my heart!)