I’m sure there’s something in the 1960’s civil rights legislation to ensure affirmative action for those who are of the purple crayon persuasion. Let’s contact the ACLU and the Southern Poverty Law thingie for some input.
Southern Poverty Law thingamajig doesn’t care because Harold, the most famous wielder of a Purple Crayon, is a cracker. It’s like George Zimmerman and La Raza.