‘Face lives in a tiny “efficiency” apartment that is barely larger than a walk in closet. Those cramped quarters have caused her to fall numerous times and injure herself. A one bedroom would suit her needs best, but she is at the mercy of the housing manager. No doubt there is a waiting list....
I remember a friend who was homeless, camping out on friends’ couches a week at a time. She applied for emergency housing and was told that King County had a 3 year waiting list for single females. Those with children could be accommodated immediately.
It was a South Park reference, even funnier if one has had dealings with Scientology.