Don’t tell me you have a Masters in Taxation is from (gasp) Dante’s Inferno in Crimson and Tapioca.
San Antonio, Texas, has a climate similar to the Inferno. Tapioca is not a popular food there, however.
I just got out my “front-back” baby carrier, figuring it will help me get Kathleen through the airport, and it turns out she really likes it. She’s just hanging here, slobbering on one of the fasteners. I’ll need an extra towel or two in my one little carry-on bag.