I wasn't going to dig into your personal behavior. Don't tell me you're among the unwashed hordes who believe you are a better person in the Eyes of God if you drool and wear houndstooth . . .
And those ribs came from Jerusalem Heights, Alabama. The home of the Third Matching Institution between Alabama Insane Hospital (Bryce) and W.D. Partlow Developmental Center claimed them once they became famous.
I’ve never really approved of houndstooth, and I didn’t drool much in the 80s; however, my teeth have moved around since then.