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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: fanfan
Congratulations to the newlyweds!!!
And how does mom feel about being a mom-in-law?
921
posted on
04/25/2012 5:54:13 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick
922
posted on
04/25/2012 5:56:36 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
Nothing is cuter than kittens!
923
posted on
04/25/2012 5:58:13 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Ten the hard way.)
To: Tax-chick
924
posted on
04/25/2012 6:22:19 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: ThomasThomas
Patrick Henry.
Unconfirmed, but he is the one given attribution.
925
posted on
04/25/2012 6:38:38 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
To: Monkey Face
Yes, that’s a tough call. It’s best to have both!
926
posted on
04/25/2012 6:42:05 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Ten the hard way.)
To: Tax-chick
927
posted on
04/25/2012 7:16:49 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Dead Corpse
Hiya, DC! Good to see you!
928
posted on
04/25/2012 7:17:26 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
I've been around. Agitating and such... ;-)
Trying my darnedest to keep the RINO herd from stampeding us all off a cliff.
Oh yeah... A bunch of work stuff, home stuff, and life in general. :-)
Right now, I'm trying to finish up a couple of projects at my forge, finish the cabinet/wood work for the bathroom remodel, get the permitting process going for the new deck, and get my in-laws flat screen TV fixed instead of buying a new one outright...
Glad to see everyone here is still upright and taking food. ;-)
929
posted on
04/25/2012 8:04:57 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
To: Dead Corpse
Hi! Congratulations on all the productivies.
930
posted on
04/25/2012 8:20:49 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Ten the hard way.)
To: Dead Corpse
I’m glad someone is agitating! LOL!
It also sounds like the the rest of your life is just humming right along! Never a dull moment in your neck of the woods.
931
posted on
04/25/2012 9:37:07 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: fanfan
Congratulations to the Brie and Groom and to you, fan. May they have many years of joy and happiness, and may you be blessed with grandchildren to spoil.
932
posted on
04/25/2012 9:55:22 AM PDT
by
LibreOuMort
(Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
To: LibreOuMort
*Bride oh those typsos.....
Red face here.....
933
posted on
04/25/2012 10:08:28 AM PDT
by
LibreOuMort
(Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
To: LibreOuMort; fanfan; Darksheare
Typsos just mean that Darks may be lurking.
I kinda liked the Brie and Groom...
934
posted on
04/25/2012 10:12:36 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Nothing is cuter than kittens!Wait. Are we staking out the false proposition that kittens are cuter than puppies? Nay, nay.
Kittens are an 8.83 on the Ferwilliger Cuteness Scale. Puppies are a 9.17. It's not my opinion; it's science. Inarguable science.
935
posted on
04/25/2012 1:45:05 PM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Scoutmaster
So, where do human babies fit in?
936
posted on
04/25/2012 1:53:42 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
So, where do human babies fit in?The average human baby is a 9.17 - a tie with puppies - although of Ichi, Ni, and San, two graded out at a perfect 10.0 and one a 9.86 on the Ferwilliger Cuteness Scale. Again, not my opinion. Science.
When Ni was born, there was a baby in the hospital nursery who was a 2.06. A lot of nurses used personal leave.
937
posted on
04/25/2012 2:25:08 PM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Monkey Face
Hi! Who’s in charge of the bar? I need a pina colada.
938
posted on
04/25/2012 2:34:18 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
To: fanfan
I just toasted you and the newlyweds with a Diet Coke Lime. As toasts go, it was refreshing. Congratulations to all.
939
posted on
04/25/2012 2:46:07 PM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face
"Whos in charge of the bar? I need a pina colada." Anyone sober enough to not spill the hooch.
You do realize on the pina colada we're faking the ingredients, don't you?
Except the alcohol. That's for real.
940
posted on
04/25/2012 3:06:18 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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