Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Monkey Face]

It’s already 80, and just turned 0900. The A/C just cycled on.

[NicknamedBob]

"All birthdays are rational."

Even March 14^th? (Otherwise known as π day.)

[ThomasThomas]

Mmmm.. Pie Square pan pizza was good. March 14th is ration and π day is not. It depends on your perspective and the spelling, so I have been told.

[NicknamedBob]

"It depends on your perspective and the spelling, so I have been told."

My perspective is that of a poet, and my spelling is impeccable.

That's why I'm not afraid of chickens or pigeons.

[ThomasThomas]

By: Eleanor Ninestein

The Topologist’s child was quite hyper
‘Til she wore a Moebius diaper.
The mess on the inside
Was thus on the outside

And it was easy for someone to wipe her.

[NicknamedBob]

Well, yeah, but you’re only looking at one side of things.

[ThomasThomas]

I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It’s cloud’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know clouds at all

[NicknamedBob]

I've been in the habit of saying this:

"I've looked at Life from both sides now. Being on top of the dirt is better."

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

That would be me, alright; exulting in my selfness.

Enjoying the moment of being snug in my smug.

[Monkey Face]

That is Soooo catty!

[Tax-chick]

I’ll have to remember to use “snug in my smug,” when the appropriate occasion occurs.

We’re having a Cleanup this morning, because Elen can’t find her English notebook. Useful things we haven’t seen in a while are turning up, while useless things are being found and discarded.

[Silentgypsy]

Hi, just catching up. I’ve been leaking plasma since 1989.

[Monkey Face]

When they are done with the Cleanup at your place send them over here. Oh. Wait. I don’t have room for all of them. Patrick, the two Jameses and the girls.

I got up dizzy this morning (three hours ago) and it hasn’t left, so I’m going to lie down for a bit and see if it helps. If it doesn’t, I’m going to Plan B.

[Tax-chick]

So what century are you in, now?

[Tax-chick]

My neck is really hurting today. I’ve had all the ibuprofen I can take, but it’s not helping. I think it’s caused by Tom’s existence!

[Silentgypsy]

An old friend was discussing dosage with a drug rep for NSAIDs. He said that you pop them in small increments until you have a serum level that would address the problem. That sounds rather iffy. Do you think a muscle relaxant would help?

[Silentgypsy]

Hope you’re feeling better. Did you get up too fast?

[Tax-chick]

Do you think a muscle relaxant would help?

I'm sure it would: I can feel my jaw clenching and the neck muscle spasming. However, I'm going to try more ibuprofen later, and some exercise, and some meditation, because I don't have time for anything else right now.

[Silentgypsy]

“what century”
If you’re time travel agent, please send me to 1789. If not possible, we’re on our way to get tomato plants from FFA.
See y’all later!