Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[Scoutmaster]

P.S. The friend to whom I referred had, I think, fourteen orthopedic surgeries. My frame of reference is skewed.

Gracious. I hope your friend is facing no more surgery, and that he or she has recovered as well as possible and is in no pain.

My frame of reference is skewed, but then again, most everything about me is skewed. That's my . . . charm?

[Monkey Face]

YAY!!!

I’m all for the sun making the white stuff go away if I have to tromp or drive through it! LOL!

[HKMk23]

Lemme guess: left your hypotenuse in acute pain at both ends?

[Tax-chick]

85 here. I turned on the air conditioning so I could run on the treadmill while the oven was on ;-). Now I’ll adjust it, and hopefully it will be much cooler later, so we can open the windows again.

[NicknamedBob]

"My frame of reference is skewed, but then again, most everything about me is skewed. That's my . . . charm? "

Funny. You don't look skewish.

[Scoutmaster]

Funny. You don't look skewish.

Oy vey!

I'd applaud for that, but what is the sound of one hand clapping?

[NicknamedBob]

It’s quieter than two hands, but it is still audible. Fingers can’t get up too much momentum before they strike the palm.

[ThomasThomas]

[ThomasThomas]

[Scoutmaster]

Hey! There are people around here who may get ideas (although I’d give $2 and old MTA token to be able to turn my head like that right now).

[Tax-chick]

Have a cup of green tea. It’s supposed to be very good for you. Oooooomm.

[Tax-chick]

And goodnight, all. Peaceful sleepz.,

[Tax-chick]

[ThomasThomas]

Irrational can be entertaining.

pH is a measurement of the acidity or basicity of an aqueous solution.

Not all sentences must start with a capital.

[Silentgypsy]

Happy Tuesday!

[Silentgypsy]

Actually, she’s still in quite a bit of pain. She has to have a carotid endarterectomy and a bladder repair procedure, but she has to wait until the cardiologist approves. She’s also waiting for the permanent neural stimulator. She worked very hard all of her life. She’s a delightful, intelligent person and is a great blessing in my life, as are the UTers. I just hope she doesn’t stroke while waiting for the carotid surgery.

[Silentgypsy]

Actually, my physician ignored my complaints of pain. After about a month, he took a film and stated that he’d have to rebreak with it, I passed out at the thought, and the matter was closed for discussion.
Come to think of it, when I went to the hospital to deliver my first child, that physician wanted to send me home. The nurse looked at me and advised against it. I had checked into the hospital at 1100, and at 1330, I delivered. Total labor time: 4.5 hours.
I think the fact that I delivered in an inner urban hospital w/a vast minority-group patient population had something to do with it. Also that I was a diminutive Caucasian female.
Actually, the reason I didn’t complain is that no one would have given a rip if I had. I haven’t thought about that in years. I am so blessed now....
Is this train of thought discouraged on the UT?
Well, regardless, I’m *very* fortunate now and have a beautiful, peaceful life.

[Silentgypsy]

Treadmill—you are *so* virtuous!

[Silentgypsy]

skewish.
Lol!
Please see tagline.

[Silentgypsy]

Thx lol!